Directed by: Peter Segal Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film! Synopsis: Maya (Jennifer Lopez) is passed over for a promotion at the chain store where she works so she grabs an opportunity to move up in the world even when it means riding on the merits of […]
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Dune (1984)
Directed by: David Lynch Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film! Synopsis: Based on the novel by Frank Herbert. Paul Atreides (Kyle MacLachlan) leaves his water planet with his parents to run the desert planet Arrakis, the sole planet in the universe where the precious Melange spice is […]
Gloria Bell (2018)
Directed by: Sebastián Lelio Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film! Synopsis: Gloria Bell (Julianne Moore) is a middle aged woman who loves dancing but has little luck when it comes to relationships. Cat Burglar (Scene Stealer): Gloria comes home one night and sees a hairless Sphynx cat […]
Gloria (2013)
Directed by: Sebastián Lelio Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film! Synopsis: Gloria (Paulina García) is a divorced mother in Santiago, Chile, who decides she doesn’t want to be alone and sets out to find romance. Cat Burglar (Scene Stealer): A running joke in the film is the […]
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
Directed by: Dan Gilroy Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film! Synopsis: A satiric look at the high priced art world finds collectors becoming the victims of the very art they admire. Featured Felines: Gallery owner Rhodora Haze (Rene Russo) lives in an expensive home with a hairless […]
Stardust (2007)
Directed by: Matthew Vaughn Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains spoilers for this film! Synopsis: Tristan Thorne (Charlie Cox) ventures through a guarded wall to another realm where he hopes to retrieve a fallen star for his true love. Kitty Cameos: Three witches are also after the fallen star. The women use […]
The House with a Clock in its Walls (2018)
Directed by: Eli Roth Synopsis: Lewis Barnavelt (Owen Vaccaro) is a young boy recently orphaned who goes to live with his Uncle Jonathan (Jack Black) and discovers a world of magic and mystery. Cat Burglars (Scene Stealers): Lewis begs to learn magic from his uncle and begins his studies. He reads a book which includes […]
The Book of Eli (2010)
Starring: Gilligan and Skyler Directed by: The Hughes Brothers Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film! Synopsis: In a post-apocalyptic world, a man named Eli (Denzel Washington) is on a quest, heading west with a book that others seem to want to steal or destroy. Kitty Cameos: At the beginning of […]