by Linda Kay
Directed by: Vivienne Medrano
Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film!
Synopsis: The latest entry in the popular Helluva Boss shorts. While going after a farmer (voiced by Jorge R. Gutierrez) outside Tijuana, Mexico, Blitzø (voiced by Brandon Rogers) is captured and put on display as a Chupacabra by said target.
Cartoon Cat: The farmer charges 100 pesos to interested parties for a look at the mythical beast. As part of the display, he shoves a goat plushie in Blitzø’s mouth and tells the audience to watch the beast suck the blood from the supposed animal. In his usual graphic manner, Blitzø claims he only sucks c**ks, at which point the farmer shoves a rooster in his mouth. (You can see where this is going, right?) Sure enough, next on Blitzø’s list is pussies, and the obligitory cat is shoved into his mouth.
We’d also like to shout out this show for its exceptional and consistent use of Poor Cat Screeches throughout the series. Don’t think we haven’t noticed!
Final Mewsings: Not even a Chupacabra can suck on a cat and walk away unscathed!
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