by Linda Kay

British Pathé

Synopsis: Newsreel footage showcases girls learning to wash kittens.

Reality Cats: The titles indicate that the girls are taking part in a school where they learn to care for their domestic pets. But only kittens are present and numerous young ladies are sitting around wash basins on a grassy field scrubbing their kittens.

This, unbelievably, includes running the kittens up and down washboards! Fortunately the girls shown doing this do not seem to be pressing very hard, but still!

The girls then hang the poor kittens in socks on a line. The kittens appear to be understandably uncomfortable and confused.

The kittens are then treated to a lunch, although we don’t actually see them get to eat. In this shot it is clear several of these kittens are tiny!

The last shot is of a girl hugging three black kittens. If this actually was a school, which seems highly unlikely, then it certainly couldn’t have been accredited!

Final Mewsings: It’s a good thing they didn’t try to put the kittens through a ringer!

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