Lock Up Your Daughters! (1969)

by Ted Davis

Directed by: Peter Coe

Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains some spoilers for this film!

Synopsis: A Restoration comedy, this one centering on a trio of randy sailors-on-leave — Ramble (Ian Bannen), Shaftoe (Tom Bell) and Lusty (Jim Dale) — and their tedious and extended antics. But the movie is redeemed by the wonderfully over-the-top performance of Christopher Plummer as the gloriously effete Lord Foppington, ably assisted by Peter Bayliss as the horny Mr. Justice Squeezum.

Cat Cattle Call: Lecherous Reverend Bull (Peter Bull) and willing Nurse (Patricia Routledge) attempt an act of sexual congress in a room inhabited by an uncountable number of cats of multiple shapes and sizes, mostly light and dark colored, some of which lay claim to the overstuffed bed.

Lock Up Your Daughters - Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge in bedroom with numerous cats

One white cat seems amazingly unperterbed as the bed collapses once the Reverend clambors upon it.

Lock Up Your Daughters - Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge in bedroom with numerous cats
Lock Up Your Daughters - Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge in bedroom with numerous cats
Lock Up Your Daughters - Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge in bedroom with numerous cats as bed collapses animated gif

Their clumsy mutual assault is interrupted by Lusty, who blackmails the hypocritical reverend into performing a marriage ceremony between himself and the aggressive and aptly named Hoyden (Vanessa Howard), who is also shown petting and fondling one of the white cats.

Lock Up Your Daughters - Nurse Patricia Routledge in bed with cats behind her
Lock Up Your Daughters - Lusty Jim Dale in bed with Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge and a white cat
Lock Up Your Daughters - Lusty Jim Dale and Hoyden Vanessa Howard on bed with cats
Lock Up Your Daughters - Lusty Jim Dale and Hoyden Vanessa Howard on bed with cats

The marriage ceremony is also attended by the numerous felines.

Lock Up Your Daughters - Lusty Jim Dale and Hoyden Vanessa Howard getting married on bed by Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge with numerous cats
Lock Up Your Daughters - Lusty Jim Dale and Hoyden Vanessa Howard getting married on bed by Reverend Bull Peter Bull and Nurse Patricia Routledge with numerous cats animated gif

Final Mewsings: Once again, the never-ending battle between cats and humans for bed ownership is unresolved.

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