The X-Files – “Teso dos Bichos”

The X-Files Season 3 DVD

Original Air Date: March 8, 1996
Starring: Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Vic Trevino
Directed by: Kim Manners

Cat Out of the Bag Alert!  This review contains spoilers for this episode!

Synopsis: An archeological team uncovers a sacred burial urn in South America and despite warnings from locals about a curse they transport it to a museum in Boston where people start turning up dead.

Bad Kitty: A rather forgettable entry in the X-Files series, the details aren’t really worth rehashing here.  Needless to say the curse is supposed to take the shape of a jaguar.  After another person goes missing, Agents Scully (Gillian Anderson) and Mulder (David Duchovny) end up searching in a sewer.  Something is watching them as they search for the missing body.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - close up of cat's eye

At one point Mulder points his flashlight and finds an orange tabby cat.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - flashlight shines on orange tabby cat

The cat runs away but is seen moments later, still watching them.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - orange tabby watches from above

Mulder spots a large number of cats beneath the grating below them.  Suddenly a cat jumps out and attacks Scully, clawing at her face.  But this is actually just a pretty obvious fake cat puppet.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - bloody cat puppet attacks Scully

Cat Cattle Call: Cats start appearing, coming from all corners, jumping out into the sewers.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - cats jumping down into sewer

After running a while Mulder shines his flashlight through a wire mesh where countless cats have congregated.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - huge group of cats together

One of the cats leaps up, startling him.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - tabby cat leaps up at mesh

Mulder and Scully escape and Scully’s face heals remarkably quickly.  According to one account on IMDb both agents were supposed to be attacked by a large number of cats but the cat actors were too docile and pretty much wouldn’t do anything.  In fact a lot of cat screeching had to be added in post production to make it at least sound as if the cats are vicious.

The X-Files - Teso dos Bichos - close up of bloody cat puppet

Final Mewsings: They should have investigated the killer cat puppet.  That would have been a great episode!


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