Sledge Hammer! – “Witless”

by Ted Davis

Original Air Date: October 3, 1986

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

This review contains Cartoonish Kitty Carnage Warnings!

Cat Out of the Bag Alert! This review contains spoilers for this episode!

Synopsis: When irritated mob boss Don Phillip Souza (Al Ruscio) places a million dollar bounty on gun-loving, criminal-hating police detective Sledge Hammer (David Rasche), he is ordered to leave the city for his own safety, eventually ending up in a bucolic Amish-like community where he is still the target of Souza’s paid assassins.

Kitty Cameos (with Cartoonish Kitty Carnage Warnings!): Early in the episode, a calm Souza is seated at his desk petting and stroking an equally calm grey and white tuxedo cat, but once he receives the report that detective Sledge Hammer is shutting down all the crime in the city, the incensed and frustrated mob boss tosses the (obviously fake) kitty out of the window.

Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio at desk with gray and white tuxedo cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio at desk with gray and white tuxedo cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio at desk with gray and white tuxedo cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio at desk with fake gray and white tuxedo cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio throwing fake gray and white tuxedo cat out of window animated gif

Souza gets a second cat, a black one, but it’s tenure is even briefer than that of the first cat, as the aggravated mob boss also tosses it through the open window immediately after learning that the hated Hammer is still alive.

Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio at desk with black cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio at desk with black cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio holding up fake black cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio throwing fake black cat out of window animated gif

The inevitable next cat is a plush ginger model and the third time appears to be the charm because this time it’s Souza who leaves through the window, after a brief altercation with the constantly inventive and surprising Sledge Hammer, who fooled the credulous gangster into believing he was dead.

Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio holding long hair ginger tabby cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio holding long hair ginger tabby cat looking at David Rasche in box
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio holding long hair ginger tabby cat
Sledge Hammer - Witless - Don Phillip Souza Al Ruscio holding long hair ginger tabby cat as David Rasche kicks him out of window animated gif

The surviving ginger cat takes over Souza’s chair.

Sledge Hammer - Witless - long hair ginger tabby cat sitting on chair

Final Mewsings: The three cats were actually the same cat, just reincarnated until he received justice.

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